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On this Holiday CD:

1. The 12 Days of Starfleet

2. Jean Luc the bald head captain

3. Klaxon bells

4. Have yourself a hairy little creature

5. We Worf you a Merry Christmas

6. Away team with phaser

7. Here comes Enterprise

8. Oh Enterprise

9. Trek Christmas

10. All I want for Christmas

11. Merry Trekmas

12. I'll be home on Voyager

13. Boldly Go

14. Benji the Spaceman

I wanted to take this opportunity to thank all my good friends from the Treks In Sci Fi community. You guys and gals are the best! Special thanks to Rico Dostie, for his security and vision for spreading the message of Trek. (www.treksinscifi.com) Rico, you rock. Thanks to my family for putting up with a few weeks of craziness in our house as this was being recorded. Feel free to share this with your friends and family. Thanks for letting me share some of the holidays with you! Enjoy!

Love,

Rick

All lyrics and vocals by Rick & Amy Moyer unless otherwise stated. Music is Karaoke Tracks. All songs are for entertainment purposes only. Star Trek is property of CBS & Paramount Studios. No amount of money was made from this project. It is not for sale. It is made by a fan for the fans of Star Trek.

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Lyrics:

The Twelve days of Starfleet

Lyrics by Rick and Nathan Moyer

On the first day of Christmas Starfleet gave to me

An honorary Academy degree

Two dilithium Crystals

Three holodeck visits

Four hats like Guinan

Five huge Pakleds

Six Type A Phasers

Seven Replicators

Eight Raktijinos

Nine Vulcan Mind Melds

Ten Chocolate Sundaes

Eleven Batleths Swinging

Twelve Space time Continuums

Jean Luc the Bald Head Captain

 Jean luc the bald head captain

Had a very shiny head

and you if you ever heard him

"Make it so!" is what he said

All of the other captian's used to look up to him

Until Wolf 359

When they encountered the borgified him.

Then in one so daring move, Riker saved the day

Data and Worf take a shuttle craft

Get to the cube, get our captain back

Then all the crew just loved him

as they shouted out with glee

Jean luc the bald head captain

you're the best captain in the galaxy!

Klaxon Bells

Klaxon Bells, Klaxon Bells, Klaxon all the way

Oh what fun it is to be on the Enterprise today!

Klaxon Bells, Klaxon Bells Klaxon all the way

Oh what fun it is to be on the Enterprise today

Kahn may be real smart, but Kirk is really cool

Rigging tests that make the grade like the Kobayashi Maru

Condition Red Alert, the lights come flashing on

The crew their rushing around and singing this fun song

Klaxon Bells, Klaxon Bells, Klaxon all the way

Klaxon Bells, Klaxon Bells, Klaxon all the way

Oh what fun it is to go to red alert today

Have yourself a Hairy Little Creature

Have yourself a hairy little creature

let your Tribbles mate

From now on that purr will make you feel real great.

Have yourself a hairty little creature

There's no eyes nor ears

Tribbles keep on giving all throughout the years

Here they are just a ball of fur, not him or her, just it.

Klingons hate, but they are great

A must have on my Christmas list

Through the years they multiply together

as the quadrotriticale allows

Hang you Tribble on the highest Star base Somehow

and have yourself a hairy little creature now

Here they are just a ball of fur, not him or her, just it.

Klingons hate, but they are great

A must have on my Christmas list

Through the years they multiply together

as the quadrotriticale allows

Hang you Tribble on the highest Star base Somehow

and have yourself a hairy little creature now

We Worf you a Merry Christmas

lyrics by Rick & Nathan Moyer

Background Klingons and fighters, Preston Ward, Andrew Moyer, Nathan Moyer, Amy Moyer and Rick Moyer

We Worf you a Merry Christmas

We Worf you a Merry Christmas

We Worf you a Merry Christmas and a Qapla' new year!

Oh bring us some Rokeg blood pie

Oh bring us some Rokeg blood pie

Oh bring us some Rokeg blood pie and a side of fresh quagh

We'll all go before the council

We'll all go before the council

We'll all go before the council and petition the chancellor.

Oh bring us the sword of Kahless

Oh bring us the sword of Kahless

Oh bring us the sword of Kahless and a Klingon dagger.

We won't go till we get vengeance

We won't go till we get vengeance

We won't go till we get vengeance and our blood oath is done

A Batleth we bring to you and your house

A Batleth with blood wine and Qapla' new year!

We Worf you a Merry Christmas

We Worf you a Merry Christmas

We Worf you a Merry Christmas and a Qapla' new year!

Away Team with Phaser

Away team with Phaser a tri-corder for Spock

The commander and Ensigns beam down to the spot

The ship in the sky, looks down where they stand

And keeps a good lock on in case they're summoned.

The pink fuchsia planet is searched by the guys

The men with the red shirts, pray that they won't die

The captain finds women that he can seduce

The rest search for monsters that are fast on the loose

I love the away team, I wish I could go

Down to the cool planet and then make it so

Stay near me doctor and give me the hypo spray

That I can go more times on a mission away

Here comes Enterprise

Here comes Enterprise, Here comes Enterprise

right through the Milky Way

Sulu and Chekov and all the crew going to warp today,

Klaxon ringing Uhura singing all is groovy and bright

McCoy is razzing and Scotty's drinkin' Cause the Enterprise flies tonight

Here comes Enterprise, Here comes Enterprise right through the Milky Way

It's got a bay full of torpedoes to fight the bad Klingons away

Hear those orders barked by Kirk Oh what an earful they are

So run your fingers across the panel and set your course to the stars.

Here comes Enterprise, Here comes Enterprise right through the Milky Way

Dilithium crystals in the chamber powering it all the way

Spock and Kirk are going boldy gaining perspective

so live your life like never before

Cause their following the Prime Directive

NCC one seveon oh one, complete with the shuttle bay

The bridge and sickbay on the ship, transporters and the brig

hold on to your seats the ship's a shakin' cause this is one heck of a gig!

Here comes Enterprise, Here comes Enterprise right through the Milky Way

Sulu and Checkov and all the crew going to warp today,

Klaxon ringing Uhura singing all is groovy and bright

McCoy is razzing and Scotty's drinkin'

Cause the Enterprise flies tonight

Oh Enterprise

 Oh Enterprise Oh Enterprise How lovely are your nacelles

The bluish haze of you in space

makes me blush upon my face

Oh Enterprise oh Enterprise how lovely are you nacelles.

Your saucer section is so round you make that cool warp speed sound

Oh Enterprise oh Enterprise how lovely are you nacelles.

Trek Christmas

 I'm dreaming of a Trek Christmas,

just like the ones I used to know

Where the tree sports Hallmark and not the ones from Wa-lmart

and the Enterprise it hovers in the snow globe

I'm dreaming of a Trek Christmas,

with every RPG post I write

May your days be merry with Tech,

and may all your Christmases be Trek

I'm dreaming of a Trek Christmas,

as I surf to Treks in sci fi

May your days be merry and Tech

and may all your Christmases be Trek

All I want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas is to join starfleet

to join starfleet

to join Starfleet

oh to join starfleet

Gee if I could only

Join starfleet then I could wish you merry Christmas

It seems so hard to unify our planet

what with all the factions that are fighting

Gosh oh gee a peace treaty

If I could only be enlightening

Merry Trekmas (The Trekmas Song)

Kirk he orders "Open Fire"

Picard he reasons with his foes

Benjamin with his Starfleet attire

And Archer first to boldly go

Everybody knows that Janeway on her Voyager

Flies her ship and does it right

All the crews with their pips in a row

Won't find it hard to serve tonight.

They know that life exists somewhere

And if they get the coordinates down it's right out there

And every officer is going to try

To see if shuttle crafts really can operate and fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,

To Geeks from one to ninety-two,

Although its been said many times, many ways,

Merry Trekmas to you.

I'll be home on Voyager

I'll be home on Voyager

From the Delta Quadrant I'll try

please have friends and let make amends

And fireworks above the bridge up in the sky

Reginald will find us

through sub space wormhole things

I'll be home on Voyager

If only in my dreams

I'll be home on Voyager

Minus that Neelix guy

We left him in an asteroid field

with a lady friend that caught his eye

Starfleet Ships will find us

Breaking from trans warp

I'll be home on Voyager

If only in my dreams

Boldly Go

Oh the universe out there is frightful

But starfleet is so delightful

And since there's millions of aliens to know

boldly go, boldly go, boldly go.

It doesn't seem to stop expanding

and exploring is so demanding

With a ship that really won't go slow

boldy go, boldly go, boldly go

When we finally reach warp nine

How I'll hate going impulse again

But if you really calibrate

All the way home we'll hit warp 10!

Our sensors are quite effective

as we carry out the prime directive

As long as we love it so

boldly go, boldly go, boldly go.

When we finally see new life

How I'll hate going back to Earth

But if we keep on our mission so fair

All the way home I'll beware

We never show signs of stopping

Cause there's tons of stars for shopping

Our lives we really want to grow

boldly go, boldly go, boldly go.

Benji the Spaceman

Benjamin the spaceman

was a starfleet officer

assigned to deep space nine

at a difficult time

and his wife he just lost her

Orbitting a planet

emissary to Bajor

with baseball on his desk

being put through a test

on Cardassian Terok Nor

there must have been some magic in they way he ran his crew

cause after several seasons they added Worf he shaved his head and then Jake grew.

Down to the planet with a phaser in his hand

he would boldly go with Bashir and Odo

and thwart the dominions battle plan

Warpety Warp Warp, Warpety Warp Warp, look at SIsko go

Warpety Warp Warp, Warpety Warp Warp, into the big wormhole!

Kira and O'brien were always quite the thrill

joined forces with quark a greedy Ferangi dork and Jadzia dax the alien trill.

It must have been corporal to speak to the prophets

for when they opened up the orb with visions they were met.

Back to the wormhole leaving Jake and Nog to stay

absorbed in bright white light and fading out of sight

saying I'll be back again someday

Thanks for downloading this fun project. Enjoy! Love,

Rick